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Snowanasia

Snowanasia - (from New Jersey meaning "slow death from massive snowstorms)

Snowanasia is categorized in different ways, which include voluntary, non-voluntary, or involuntary and active or passive.

Snowanasia is usually used to refer to active hatred of being snowed in week after week and in this sense, snowanasia is usually considered to be caused by a lack of snow shovels, snow blowers, warm clothing, warm gloves and a good supply of salt to deice ones driveway or walkway.
Hey dude, I've been snowed in all winter. Can't get to work, can't see my girlfriend, I'm eating outdated cornflakes and I'm going crazy. Could I commit snowaside? I think the honorable thing to do is snowanasia!
Snowanasia by BobNJ January 13, 2011
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SnowSnobs 

Ranging in age SnowSnobs are extreme individuals with an obsession for skiing and/or riding.
SnowSnobs are not really snobs at all but rather they appreciate the finer things the outdoors has to offer in Winter. SnowSnobs often have college degrees and can be found working low wage jobs to remain within close proximity to a ski area. Although SnowSnobs may possess the finest equipment in the land don't be fooled. They can be found crashing in vans at the hill or surfing on couches.
SnowSnobs by Butter Stuff May 16, 2013

Snowpity 

The very essence of a mare pony, similar to their soul, but something so profound that transcends such a mundane term and thus necessitates its own word.
"I love mares, especially their snowpitys."
Snowpity by DeeDeeDum July 6, 2021

twizted snowman 

TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.
If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha
twizted snowman by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019

Snowday Roulette 

The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.
Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?

Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?
Snowday Roulette by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”