Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

sex pencil

An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.

"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"

by realnzuum May 27, 2021

Cosby sex

Sex with an incapacitated, or unconscious person.

Shelly wasn't in any mood to hookup? So after she passed out, I had Cosby sex with her

by Danman73 November 24, 2014

Potato Sex

Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.

She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"

by Person.forever May 13, 2021

Bridgerton Sex

Sex, where there's no foreplay or lubrication, and both partners come immediately and intensely.

"Well, we both came fast!" "Yeah, Bridgerton sex!"

by Chez Bru May 20, 2021

Spud Sex

Having sex inside of a giant potato/model of a potato.

First said by Irish YouTuber jacksepticeye in his Minecraft video titled, "I Built an UNLIMITED XP Farm In Minecraft - Part 30".

"It's called Spud Sex. It's where you have sex, inside a spud."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato July 20, 2020

Sex dust

A magical ether that emanates after an intense exchange of passion and energies. Sex dust can only be created when both parties climax.

The air is always thick with sex dust after Tim fucks Sarah.

by Lolm3l September 17, 2016