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Josh

A person named Josh, always male with an average lumberjack like appearance, usually known for a very refined taste in assholes.

Skills: ability to detect the shading of the female asshole just by looking at an arse passing by. A skill that is enjoyed by all his friends.
Josh is my friend, and he is known to be a Joshasseur, he knows everything there is to know about assholes.
by Professor Girth Vader November 23, 2021
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josh

has his own orbit quit tubby but lovable absolute virgin
help josh's orbit has me
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Josh

Who’s Josh.
I don’t know but he is definitely the awesomest kid in class,
by Jdjjskskakaksks May 12, 2020
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Josh.

If you are dating a pale shrimp, bastard of a boy that goes bu the name of Josh, then girls and boys, you better runnn!!
The reason being is because he can be extremely arrogant, rude and selfish.
He will dump you for no reason and he has VERY serious jealousy issues.
Josh is also the definition of a "fuck boy" meaning "a man who has many casual sexual partners,also playing with peoples emotions." He is also disrespectful and tends to think about himself a lot.
He also rushes into relationships without building a "firm foundation".
I am not saying that all boys that go by the name Josh are bad...But just be careful of the pale ones with blue eyes, dark brown hair!
Jasmine: Ewww girl, ypur really dating Josh...he's no good for you. He's nothing but a fuck boy that will dump you like a hot potato.

Tiffany: Girl please! Have some trust in me, Jasmine, I've known him longer than you and he is the perfect man

*one month later*

Tiffany: OMG!! Jasmine, I should have listened to you, He played me as he plays with his basketballs...but he's just like a penny, two-faced and not worth anything ;(

Jasmine: Should I call the boys and we all go and beat him up?
by imcool69. September 23, 2019
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Josh

An American guy stuck in a Chinese man's body. He's a handsome man, well spoken, intelligent, but lacks the social charisma to build long term friendship and intimacy. Often finds himself conflicted unable to make decisions and get stuck in mental loops. Likes to blame the world and outside variables and does not like to be held accountable. Will also steal your food if you do not keep an on him.

Josh loves to travel to eastern European countries such as Bulgaria and Albania. Favorite cuisine is Peruvian food.
e.g " My wife's ex husband was a Josh..... I have nothing to be worried about!
by Janzappan December 2, 2022
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Josh

That one guy in y11 who talks to y7 and 8s cuz they got rejected by every single person in their own year.
Josh, she's only 12 years old.
by sponkotolgist42 August 1, 2021
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Josh Fields

Im josh fields and I think Kanye did nothing wrong
IM josh fields I love Kanye wesy

Cousins
by JoshFieldslover69 October 21, 2025
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