Half-fished

When you only get the selfie version of a fat person.

That girl was sexy in her selfie. Then I met her in real life and she was 375 lbs...she half-fished me!

by Mave DcComas January 24, 2020

Monkey Fish

"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.

Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016

fish suck

an unpleasant turn of events or some thing that can not be unseen

that video was a fish suck

by Mark Succ Twian April 4, 2017

Fish-gut

When you don't clean your belly button so it starts smelling like fish.

Ew I think I have fish-gut my belly button smells like fish.

by Quince the Prince November 26, 2020

Best Fish

(1) one who is the favorite of all your fish, even though chances are she is your only fish (2) one who would like to buy a boat and sail around the world with you (3) one whose favorite songs are....Babygirl by Sugarland and Boondocks by Little Big Town (4) one who dines on mall flowers as you watch nearby (5) one who you write beautiful and original music with, a capella (6) one who completes the toe-fish-fish triumverate (7) one who enjoys playing with pollies (8) one who likes male planes (9) one who does full-length ad lib musicals with you in the kitchen (10) one who was, and is, and always will be the very best fish in the world

Here comes HWills with her Best Fish. Wow...they look good. Why do I even try?

by RileyLuver4Ever January 13, 2011

play fishing

When a man sticks out his worm and a woman tries to catch it (head and/or sex).

Sally wants to play fishing with my dad.

by Dustin Davenport May 2, 2006

Swedish Fish

Wearing a plaid tracksuit and fucking your partner from behind until they bark like a seal, while dangling treats above their head.

My tinder date put the Swedish in Swedish fish last night!

by The new dr Ruth August 4, 2020