Come heskey

Look how hungry the rats are bro
Heskey’s not even assed

Come heskey, that thing is hungryyyyy

by Anonymous Bread Batcher June 15, 2022

comeback to candice

candice = unfunny

comeback to candice
Person 1: have you seen candice around?
Person 2: whos candice
Person 1: Candice dick hit in your mouth
Comeback:
Person 2: yes because its so fucking small

by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022

Comedical

A word used to describe a situation in which you have unintentional made a situation funny.

He tripped and got his underwear caught on the door giving him a wedgie. It was comedical.

by Savvy deliciousness July 23, 2022

Come up dirty

For one to become affected by cannabis.

“If I smoke a joint through my nose, will I still come up dirty?”
“Yes randy, you will still come up dirty.”

by Dethbyseth9753 July 25, 2022

Come to section 127

Code amongst male homosexuals indicating a particular type of activity that will take place once the two individuals meet up. In this case, reciprocal penis/anus penetration.

Hey bro, when you get here, come to section 127 and after you do me up my butt I’ll do you up yours.

by BobbyInTheKnow July 30, 2022

Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Comedic Timing

1. The ability to start dating a girl at 12:01am on her 18th Birthday

Wow, Dane Cook has incredible comedic timing!

by Anon1nona August 6, 2022