Tom

Tom is a person who's is a proper dafty and let's hes bird take the micky out of him

Tom needs to get rid of hes bird

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Tom Holland

The hottest cutest guy in the world

Bob: hey wanna go to the movies

Me: only if it’s Tom Holland I wanna see his thick ass

Bob: I uh gtg talk later

Me: shut up ranga

by P3AKFR3AK July 28, 2019

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

Tom Roseveare

Noodle lover

A Tom Roseveare is a person who truly loves their own noodle.

by Geoff Day August 10, 2017

coach tom

A loving dick

Coach tom: Hey you pricks catch the ball

by Bob473829$3 May 9, 2018

tom

a dutch guys with a big dick

person 1: hey who is that guys with big dick?

person 2: oh the dutch guy? that’s tom.

by anonymous September 20, 2021

tom

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tom

by hello i am boy June 24, 2021