by Slickrick81 April 23, 2018
Get the john crane mug.When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.
by SammyBree July 21, 2013
Get the Dear Johnned mug.If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.
by Eternal Dorkness October 26, 2018
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Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.
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by CollinKolar January 30, 2023
Get the John Mayer mug.A musician and artist from Minneapolis, MN. Founding member of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band and the Regulars a blues/funk supergroup featuring members of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band, the Big Wu, Gypsyfoot, Hyentyte, and Burnin' Hyder. After playing music in California, he returned to Minnesota to form these groups, and play music festivals such as the Big Wu Family Reunion, 10,000 lakes festival, and perform regionally.
by bejaconow February 2, 2010
Get the John Kozak mug.Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?
Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!
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by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011
Get the John-rock mug.Another term for "going comando". Due to the book "What Color is Your Underwear?" By Sam Lloyd. It is a childrens book which has pictures of animals in their underwear, until the last page which is an elephant named John who "forgot to put it on".
by Efant John January 8, 2009
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