Nathan Colmer

A drink that is half coke and half lemonade, not stirred.

I would like to order a Nathan Colmer please.

by Chypnotic May 9, 2025

Nathan

Nathan loves dean schmegal, he is a skinny idiot who sucks at everything and can’t pull shit to save his life

Nathan’s a bitch

by Chickens20 May 20, 2025

Nathanieling It

Being the gay best friend.

Antonym: Doing an Evil Nathaniel - Pretending to be gay to get with girls.
Noun: Nathaniel - The gay best friends name.

"Do you see Ron over there? He's with like 7 girls, he must be Nathanieling It"

by themanwiththedefinitions May 25, 2025

Nathaniel

A Knockoff Karate Kid that is built like a 1x16 Lego piece, has a job but is broke. Fails to do education yet survives the soft creature Sophie without a holy hand grenade. He is abused by Holly (T) which is absurd as he can literally throw her across the fucking room.

Nathaniel: "Im tired miss"
Teacher: "Ooh no you gonna stay here in la break time you hear?"

by Softicretuired June 17, 2025

Nathan Colmer

A drink made with half Coca-Cola and half lemonade, created by Nathan Colmer and coworkers at McDonald’s in 2025.
It’s like an Arnold Palmer, but carbonated—and with more swagger.

There are five legendary versions:

🥤 Classic – Coke + lemonade

🧊 Lite – With Diet Coke or Coke Zero

🏴 ☠️ Captain – Add spiced rum

❄️ Frozen Colmer – Blended with ice for a slushy-style twist

🌅 Sunset Colmer – Add a splash of grenadine for color & sweetness

Known for the slogan:

> “Coke and lemonade walk into a bar… and walk out a legend.”

“Make it a Frozen Nathan Colmer—it’s 100 degrees out here.”

“The Sunset Nathan Colmer’s got that look and the taste.”

“This tastes way better than it has any right to. What is this?”
“A Nathan Colmer. Welcome to the club.”

by Chypnotic July 6, 2025

Nathan

"I don't trust people who don't believe in God... And I DO trust people who DO believe in God... And this guy is doing a blasphemy... And you wouldn't do a blasphemy if you believed in God... Therefore... Everything THIS GUY SAYS... Is a LIE!" ~ You

Hym "Goddamnit Nathan, that's why your kids keep getting molested by priests!"

You "I'm being calm. I'm calmly doing what I'M going to do... And that's enough... I can just receed into my own solipsistic experience..."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Nathan

A petite computer science boy ready to take bbc.

Nathan was excited for his date later with Jamal.

by 123Ty July 29, 2025