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Josh

Josh is nice guy, however…
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.

He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.

He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.

Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
You are more of a twat than Josh
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Josh

Oh golly oh goodie, if you find yourself a Josh then you’re in for luck. Josh’s are the hottest and sweetest people ever, and they sure know how to be amazing boyfriends. They possess outstanding cuddle abilities and can always cheer you up. Although they can come off as very manly and rash sometimes, Josh’s are always the best people to know.
Mikey: I just started dating Josh!
Alex: Wow, good for you!
by Thistlehs August 24, 2022
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Joshing

by The Gothic Unicorn June 8, 2018
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Josh

Josh is a quiet and shy guy on the outside but can be nice and romantic. He is never quick to lose his temper and is very calm. If you break up with him he will be pissed off and confused. He doesn’t understand much about love but is very book smart. He is overall Aspiring beautiful intelligent tasteful charming and helpful.
Girl: I love josh!
Other girl: Why? He’s kind of weird.
Girl: Yeah but I still like him.
by OuttaDaWae May 8, 2018
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Josh

Josh is a dry guy. He sends you to the sky with his boring quotes from Bill Nye. He eats too much lasagna. say something wrong he'll cry to his mama. Sometimes i think he thinks he's Obama. Soon he gonna join the force with Osama Bin Laden.
by BigBoy696942069 November 10, 2021
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josh

Super amazing, despite his height he is so good at basketball and soccer and gets every female he wants. his cock is huge and is perfect bf material. he has a friend named Ethan and he low-key a bitch.
random-WHOA ITS JOSH HE IS SO CUTE FLUFFY AND AMAZING
josh-coo thanks
by jsaltysocool September 22, 2025
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Josh

Josh is the type of person who is extremely tall. These people are very dry and tease you about your height. Their job is to annoy to the ends of the world and is the campus crush.
If you weren't short you would be a Josh.
by yesyesyana February 25, 2023
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