Skip to main content

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is where unwanted children go.
Most children come from much poverty.
Drop off your orphans for freeee!
St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is a place where your orphans will be the happiest they’ve ever been for freeee!
by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021
mugGet the St. Jennifer’s Orphan Housemug.

My neighbor’s house is on fire

We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.
by Baduke February 5, 2021
mugGet the My neighbor’s house is on firemug.

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.
*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
mugGet the Escorting the Obama's to the White Housemug.

white house high school

a school in middle tennessee that has had a losing season for the past 10 years, the school is full of daddys money douchebags & girls who get tossed around like ranen throws the football & who smell worse than the captain D’s kitchen
How’s white house high school football doing?
probably not good.
by yourmomsahoe69420123 September 1, 2021
mugGet the white house high schoolmug.

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
mugGet the Grandpa's Dirty House Slippermug.

x-rated bouncy house

while your lady is knocked up(concieved) you fuck her and the baby bounces around.
even though Maggie L. is prego, Warn made her womb an x-rated bouncy house.
by pablooooooooooo November 4, 2009
mugGet the x-rated bouncy housemug.

House of many doors

psychiatric hospital, inpatient psych center, nut house
Did you hear about Susie? They had to talk her off the ledge at lunch and now she's at the house of many doors.....
by 8shushu8 November 16, 2011
mugGet the House of many doorsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email