dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men

We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there

by odlid December 31, 2007

Infini-Dick

An infinite dick. It is in the shape of the infinity symbol. It has no head, begininning or end. it will be the end of the world. Infini-Dick is the eighth and widely unknown sign of the apocolyse. It is a free form, never ending, floating shaft of penis.

Infini-Dick can not be pleased. Infini-Dick can not finish. Infini-Dick is calloused from never finishing. Infini-Dick has no end or beginning. Infini-Dick is angry. Infini-Dick shall punish you all for not being pleased. You shall all cower in fear before Infini-Dick. i really wanna jizz.

by infinidick March 24, 2009

dick cheney

a very bad shot

i went hunting with dick cheney and lost a lrg

by wheatley boy January 11, 2009

cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick

Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again

by Paige-hey sarah i told you. March 7, 2014

Dick honey

The process in which you submerge your genitalia in a jar of honey, then stick it in a wasps nest, then once your penis has become swollen you inject some black tar heroin where your genitalia used to be, afterwords you then use what's left of your pebis to fight off a rabid badger.

"Bro tonight ima dick honey today, how about you?"

by MCmotherfuckinLOVIN March 2, 2015

boomerang dick

A man with boomerang dick will have bitches coming back to him much like a boomerang.

"Me and Gary are still together but only because I'm so obsessed with his boomerang dick."

by 616258 May 2, 2015

Bingo Dick

The last dick picked in an assortment of dicks. Similar to Bingo it's the last pick, which consequently, only 1 person is proud of. In this case it's likely their mom or some random old person.

Caroline: "Dammit, I don't think anyone can make it this weekend."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."

by Rasgettma June 2, 2015