David

David takes a shit in your parking lot

David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot

by DaOnet November 22, 2021

David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo and and does dumb voices, he’s such a David.

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

David Suarez

He acts very tough in front of his friends but his best friends he acts like a total goof and even a little gay. David is a whole virgin but no body knows that. David does love his family very much though and his once he finds the perfect girl he will treat her like the love of his life. Never mess with a davids family/friends. He may seem serious but he is a weirdo with a cute smile and a weird laugh. You will love a david in your life

David Suarez is so cool. Im so happy to have him in my life.

by Pedestrian123acrossthestreet October 20, 2019

David Pilip

To ball uncontrollably
To be a cripple
To be an orthodox jew

That guy is such a David Pilip

by Yolo51846585 September 16, 2014

David

David is the type of guy to put metal in the microwave

God I hate that David guy what a bitch

by Davey Hater November 21, 2021

David Babymaker

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: Jimmy Intercourse and Ronald Reagan

You know who the best musician is? David Babymaker.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

David scream

Someone screams loudly out of no where. It's mostly a high pitched scream.

"Ahhhh"

"Shit why did you just David scream?"
"Idk for fun I guess."

by Psianer July 27, 2019