beat you broke

To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.

Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.

Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”

by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020

Beat friend

Someone who would do anything for you, cares for you, and also follows you on social media like Twitter

My beat friend Cameron sent me a funny tweet.

by Ernfern May 11, 2020

Beat Down from the Seat Down

Innuendo. This refers to sexual contact... Typically masturbating.

"He got beat down from the Seat down"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

On beat

Used to describe something that is just right, cool, perfect, or trendy. Similar to dope.

That’s on beat. Those pants are on beat. That sandwich was on beat.

by guccigangandrea May 22, 2020

beat around the Busch

To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.

It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.

by QuacksO May 29, 2020

Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

Bush-beating

Beating a bushy Vagina with a dangling dick. Specially beating off a dangling dick to a bushy vagina

Tom was bush-beating clair.

by dak280 March 23, 2020