zoom sex

when you have sex over zoom chat.

hey,want to have zoom sex babe?

by shan shan ;) April 29, 2020

PayDay sex

When wife/Girlfriend grants you sex for "doing good"

I cleaned up the garage yesterday Carol gave me "PayDay sex" :)
Ellen was so busy studying lately she found need to give me "PayDay sex" so to clear her conscience
Pay} day sexdoinggood

by fonty November 2, 2013

sex cane

A cane you need to use to walk after a great night with Darius ("wrong hole")

Man by the time he was don't I needed my sex cane more than ever

by Vigilanti June 30, 2017

sex pencil

An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.

"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"

by realnzuum May 27, 2021

Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

Cosby sex

Sex with an incapacitated, or unconscious person.

Shelly wasn't in any mood to hookup? So after she passed out, I had Cosby sex with her

by Danman73 November 24, 2014

Sex, now

When you want sex now

John: Sex, now!!!!!
Jessica: ok babe

by Boner boy June 27, 2020