Duck cheese

Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora

After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.

by The Yan Man December 2, 2021

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks, the dingo ate my baby.

by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023

Rubber Duck

Exactly 62 beers

Hey bro wanna finish a rubber duck in 4 hours on Saturday?

by Ramming1500 June 8, 2025

Shoe duck

Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.

"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"

"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."

by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024

Duck

Lucas

"I see a duck!"
"I see a Lucas!"

by Dankus_Memeus666 October 29, 2019

duck talk

The phrase used to counter a ridiculous statement, between friends, that lacks substance

Person 1: “So I feel like I’m just not good enough”
Person 2: “That’s duck talk”

by Lidman October 14, 2021

I got the duck

Another way to say you've been laid off.

"I got the duck last night." "Oh dude, I'm so sorry to hear that! You'll find something new, I'm sure of it."

by anonymous January 23, 2025