E-emasculate

To insult a guy's masculinity/virility online.

You didn't have to e-emasculate me by commenting with a bunch of ballerina emojis on Facebook.

by 3gmaxud August 22, 2014

E-penis

The attitude common in cranks and tech nerds who try to avoid being “sheeple” by creating unnecessary complexity. This includes attemps at “sticking it to the man” by avoiding elegant, well honed solutions. They have the relentless urge to muck around default settings to show how 1337 they are.
Good examples are installing pfsense instead buying an off the shelf router that’s simpler. Using the command line (for non repetetive tasks) even though the GUI takes the same time.

My start8 menu is conking out.
Yeah, no wonder. You should know better than to muck around with the default setup to show off your e-penis.

by gmoney2 February 18, 2019

E-Dick

When you get dick over the internet

Matt: I’m so sexually frustrated

Steve: Just get some E-Dick

by MegaPrime78 February 20, 2019

e-posit

When you deposit a check to your bank account using an online app. Past tense is "e-posited".

Yeah, I'm almost ready to go to lunch, just let me e-posit this check and then we can leave.

by luvmyreddog February 8, 2018

E-Rape

a person who takes a recorded or an image of a someone's body and saves it without their consent and sends it around.

Kyile: he e-raped her!
Jey: what a bastard

by iLLY22341 August 23, 2020

e-lighting

The act of smoking an electronic cigarette. As they can be smoked anywhere this can be done anywhere - in a bar, car, business meeting etc

Jane was e-lighting in the cinema

by Smoky Joe123 February 27, 2011

"e" rections

directions obtained on the internet relating to adult entertainment.

Dude my "e" rections tell me that the strip club is around the corner.

by imnotcire April 18, 2009