Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.

by spittingzombie August 29, 2018

Mutated Zombie Turtles

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

by Weallfun September 19, 2019

Ra Zombie

Ra Zombie is a zombie that has an appearance of the Sun God Ra. He steals sun with his staff.

Ah yes, Teleport Ra Zombie, the classic combo.

by Absolutionist February 5, 2021

End Zone Zombies

A team from the Old School fantasy football league. The Zombies play in the "Chip" Division. They are known for getting a beat down at the hands of the Pineapple Express.

Wow did you see the beat down the End Zone Zombies got in week 6 against the express?

I hope I dont pull a End Zone Zombies against the Express in week7.

by The Pineapple Express October 15, 2010

cell phone zombie

People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.

The other day a cell phone zombie crossed the street against a red light and almost got run over.

by Maximumvelocity October 21, 2015

Zombie Stick

A blunt dipped in Formaldehyde. Produces major psychedelic effects. Very rare

Last night Jay and I did a zombie stick, I thought I saw flying turtles trying to eat my cat.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

Zombie Apocalypse

A party or gathering at which a large group of elderly people will get up and shuffle around under the guise of dancing.

"It was my gran's 80th birthday party last night. It was a fucking Zombie Apocalypse."

by John The Happy Black Man September 13, 2005