brotherhood of zippers

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

A: Brotherhood of zippers
B: I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

by A guy who like kaif April 29, 2022

Zipper

An informal word for young children originating from Western Australia. Can also be used as Zip, Zips, Zippers or Zippo

"Oi mate how about you come over for a barbie next week"
"Sounds good, I'll bring the little zippers"

by Vlad-chungus November 6, 2022

zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife

I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.

by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024

zipper oyster

A euphemistic description of the sexual anatomy of a biological female

Hey baby, come over here and let me slurp on that zipper oyster

by deewire23 January 6, 2025

Zipper Style

A professional coitus act where a person. preferably a surgeon, cuts down the middle of the stomach and proceeds to ejaculate onto the guts.

If not a surgeon, pretending to cut down the gluteal cleft and proceeds to aggressively butt fuck her laying down (This is not doggystyle)

Guy 1: How's Medical School?
Guy 2: Ehh i only went into it so i can preform zipper style
Guy 1: I would do that too

by 8ty July 3, 2025

Zipper Trained

When someone becomes aroused as their partner unzips their pants, it reflects how small, familiar cues can spark anticipation. This moment often leads to an automatic, almost ritual response — lowering themselves in preparation for an intimate act that both partners have come to enjoy together.

Zipper Trained ~~ When he unzips his pants, she instinctively lowers herself, anticipation clear in her movements. Settling into the familiar place between his legs, she readies herself with eagerness knowing the moment they love to share is about to begin.

by BlackbeardRVA99 September 8, 2025

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025