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by Pretty lulu January 31, 2020
Get the zeloukwu mug.Zalonis is an intellectual. From his youth he learned the meaning of life, while staring at a girls tits. Despite his admiration for women, he thinks League is over sexualized. He lingers in the EUNE server of League Of Legos. As your typical harstuck plat 1 player, he will blame everything except him being dogshit. His ping, his team, his support, and most of all, Riot Games. While harmless, he will most certainly int your games with Jhin due to his high ping because he can't afford his own internet connection. Expect to see him play Zed since he got tired of losing versus Zed mains and decided to become one. Against him, pick Zed since it will triger his PTSD due to the fact that he lost his diamond promos way too many times than he should against a Zed. He will not feed on purpose, because he has actual knowledge of the game unlike many of your teammates. But do expect to humiliate you when you are facing him. Also keep Italian beauties away from him, his wife beats him.
Zedonis: Be humble
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Get the zeoni mug.1. geometry dash daily chatter (mainly the type who gets left out of tier lists) oh and he makes shit levels too so thats cool and all. his most popular level is called "tartarus spike" which has 1k downloads and 60+ likes. oh yeah, and hes MALE. zeland is such a gay username for a guy haha
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Get the Zelingo mug.Zlonky is bad glonky.... AKA opposite of glonky as well as blonde glonky.. Therefore, feeling not the best, some would say somewhat down:(
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