dat was neon lights
by jay June 25, 2003
Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.
1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.

2: Excuse me?

1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?

2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?

2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.

1: Ah well, that's their loss.
by Kyata February 15, 2009
A often bisexual who is known for dying their hair, having piercings, and being excessively annoying. They strive for attention and they will do anything to get it.
That fucking bitch. she is just a Neon Light.
by Octoberfest September 29, 2022