Zachary

Zachary is a nerd and very good at math. Athletic and smart. Damn good friend and so fucking amazing.

Zachary is so cool

by NOOBboi November 15, 2019

Zachary Hill

One of the worst fucking rappers ever

Adam: Hey, do you know the person who made Lando Commando?
Brandon: Yeah, Zachary Hill
Adam: Oh, you mean that trash as fuck rapper?
Brandon: Yeah

by zacisdumb69 August 9, 2020

zachary kelley

Zachary is an amazing boy. He is funny smart and has great taste in women. At times he may seem shy until you get to know him and he becomes outgoing. Zach is a king of the bedroom he always wants to be on top, dominating with his large dick.

"I love Zachary Kelley"

by Freaking pizza November 23, 2013

Zachary

Nice guy but can be very bipolar and is a real horny fuck. Generally has a small thick dick and scares off all the girls when he whips out his chode. But gets worse as you make your way down to his hairy asshole that can be used as a jungle inhabitant for all animals.

1.) Hey how was the night with Zachary!?
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...

by Garrybarry April 23, 2019

Zachary

The biggest queer you will ever meet. He likes to play head games with girls & lie. He'll make you really mad & then make you somehow forget it. He's a useless guy.

Zachary is my ex-boyfriend.

by Ginger_squirrel <3 October 23, 2011

Zachary

This random ginger kid who came to math class with a hickey once. He likes it when people tickle his knee. His favorite color is purple. He likes to think he's smart...but he's actually kind of cocky.

Boy: What happened to your neck?
Zachary: A girl was sucking on it.

by theonewhoknowszach October 21, 2010

Ed Zachary Disease

When a person's breath is SO BAD that their mouth smells "Ed Zachary" like their asshole.

If you do not brush your teeth you are going to have Ed Zachary Disease, and no babe will want to kiss you.

by makomark13 March 4, 2009