Xander nassiri

Faggot Iranian with a gay brother

Gay faggot Xander nassiri with a gay brother

by Fatcunt123 January 25, 2019

xander

the most annoying person ever, when he walks into a room everyone leaves. probably very short, makes exist jokes, and gets no bitches. he's also a terrible friend.

omgggg your being such a xander

by hehehheheheh cheese June 3, 2022

Xander

Xander is a person with some dark humor, although not always good humor. He's smart and very rarely nerdy, but sometimes he can act like a dumb guy. Although his looks have a lot of potential, it's pretty wasted because he doesn't really care about his appearance (Not that he is ugly). He's pretty open to good friends but keeps most of his emotions to himself. Is a super nice guy who can adjust to almost any situation. But you gotta watch out. If he's got his eyes on a girl, he will most likely make sure he isn't going to the next one empty-handed 😉. Although many want to be his friend, he doesn't let a lot of people close to him. And if you think you finally know everything about him, you would be proven dead wrong because he's got a lot of different sides. But luckily he's not two faced.

Bro, it's the asocial one Xander.
What do you mean, he's always with a different girl.

by XanderGazer November 21, 2021

Xander

Very hot guy that i would suck everyday

I would date xander ong.

by KusoSolos March 13, 2022

Xander

The best boyfriend ever! Will always care for you, and listen to you no matter what :) not to mention he’s also good looking but that don’t matter all that matters is that he cares for you! You should try to get yourself a Xander <3

“Today I talked to Xander”
“Awww how was it?”

“All I can say is he’s gonna make a perfect dad”

by Ciara <3 April 13, 2022

Xander

He is a person who if your friend ask him if he likes you he will just say we are "just good friends".

Hey Xander do you like so and so

No we are "just good friends"

by hbugfuidhgrdsiuajnr December 23, 2021

Xander!

Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.

A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.

Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!

Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?

Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!

by Sedgarooni October 15, 2020