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Woodsend 

Small town in urmston where everyone thinks there on something special when really there just sniffing cocaine on lythm park. All the little chavy 13 year old neeks sit in a park on a beach inhaling cancer into there lungs and rolling wrizlers with “bacceh” inside of it with no filter. Barely any of the small population are black and paki kids there mostly just little white scroats running round tiny little shitty woodsend skatepark thinking there some sort of ‘hood’ gang. Fuck woodsend. And fuck all the 12 year olds getting butt at a bus stop there.
Yo come woodsend and get bud and then get the ladies high and they will suck us off”
Woodsend by Fuck nittys January 12, 2021

Female wookie 

Used to refer to a VSCO girl who is extremely tall and has a tendancy to say sksksksk. Usually named Ruby and they always start arguements for no reason.
Bro1: oh my god she keeps harassing me with her hydro flask she is such a female wookie
Bro2: bro that female wookie started chatting so much shit
Female wookie by pheeeeeeph August 27, 2019

Bush Wookie 

A sniper in FPS games that hide in bushes. The term first appeared in battlefield bad company 2 . It is credited to the notorious XBOX streamer and troll RichRussian.
That fucking bush wookie is hiding in the bush again.
Bush Wookie by GamerHistorian October 1, 2020

Wet Wookie

pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you
Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?

Jake: Hell yeah

Adam: Did she like it?

Jake: Not at all
Wet Wookie by Patres February 27, 2021

Wookie Slider 

This is when a woman swallows a man's load, except with a few of his pubic hairs to boot. When the load "slides" down the hatch, the pubic hair will tickle her throat. She then will make a gurgling noice that will resemble a sound that Chewbacca would make. Thus making it a Wookie Slider.
"After the wedding reception, I have every intention on giving my new bride the hairiest Wookie Slider this side of the Mississippi River!"
Wookie Slider by Slade Knightly January 11, 2008

Wooden Driver 

A specialist antique driver used by world class golfers. Specifically designed to send an agonising recoil up through your hands when contact is made with the ball (which isn't very often due to the ergonomic putter head) Recommended for ranges of 150 Yards and under. Great for pee rollers and low drives.
John "Are you jealous of my wooden driver?"
Andrew "Yes..." (He replies with a sad face knowing all the bank in the world will not acquire him such a weapon)

bathroom wookiee 

The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.

Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.

If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
It takes a brave man to remove a bathroom wookiee.