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moon whistle 

Name for a lame dick Xbox player. Utterly useless teammate.
"Look at this fucking moon whistle. He's fucking useless. "
moon whistle by QuietBryan. April 21, 2017

Cuban pussy whistle 

A rare and Inconspicuous combination of words to signal to your friends that there is a foursome/threesome/orgy afoot and they need to get there ASAP
Phone rings......
Jeff: hello?
Tom: Cuban pussy whistle!!
Jeff: I’ll be there in 5

.....Phone call ended

Innocent's Whistle 

The wistling tune that's performed when caught or nearly caught in the act of doing something wrong.
Johnny was doing the Innocent's Whistle when I walked in. I think he was stealing food from your fridge.

Hungarian Bean Whistle 

While in the town of Szeged, one eats out a woman. While flicking her bean, you blow a small amount of air into her vagina. As it is expelled when she comes, you squeeze her lips together with your fingers creating a high pitched whistling sound.
I did'nt sleep worth shit last night. My neighbor was playing the Hungarian Bean Whistle all night long. That dude sure can carry a tune.

Gas Whistle 

The technique of being able to not only control the release of natural gas, but to also adjust the pitch and tone of the following sounds as they are delivered; turning the human sphincter into a playable instrument.
After spending the evening in his local pub, Steve returned home and said to Portia "The lads told me tonight that my farts are so good that I'd play a mean Gas Whistle; my first rehearsal with their band is next Tuesday. How about that?"
Gas Whistle by BlackToast May 26, 2010

After Whistle All-Star 

Someone who does a spectacular thing during an athletic competition, after the whistle was blown and the rest of the players stopped competing.
As the referee called the forward for a foul the After Whistle All-Star came dribbling in an dunked the ball.