Search the Web

When you get wordspyware/word installed on your computer, your homepage is usually reset to a homepage offering you to "search the web". Spyware blows ass.

Search the web? Nobody cares! Why not just go to Google!?

by adonkeyisaass February 24, 2004

web spider

Somebody that surfs the net looking for huge lists of emails to send to advertisers

This guy searched ' forum chat @hotmail.com' and got 50 email addresses, he made a bomb

by EthanJP June 21, 2005

web-eye

you shoot a wad in her eye.
part of the Dirty Pirate

"Then, you give 'er the web-eye"

by VICE March 19, 2005

Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.

I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.

by Third Floor Productions January 04, 2007

Web conference

Used as a euphemism for playing with your Rabbit

Hey, where’s Georgia tonight? Oh that biatch? She’s on a web conference again. Gone through 5 packs of AA batteries this week!

by Phil McHorney February 24, 2020

web-enlightenment

A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.

In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.

by thinker234 December 11, 2011

Flappy web

An old woman's vagina
Elderly pussy

Ex. Damn I pounded a flappy web yesterday.
Ex 2. Bro did you see the party yesterday? There was so many flapy webs.

by Enlightened_Frog420 December 16, 2019