weakstick

A salesperson who is unable to close a sale without the aid of one of his/her co-workers.

"No Eric, I will not talk to your customers for you. Go close the sale you weakstick.

by Mike June 8, 2004

hella weak

hella weak (adj)- describing something HELLA poor in quality, taste or something gay, strange, interesting or busted

2. Something funny that will make you drop to your knees.

3. Being really sore from acting out Night of the Living Dead for 3 hours straight.

B: Omg, did you see Alex and Jaz yesterday?!
M: Duh! They're hella weak
B: I'm hella weak

by Mylessa && Brittney December 4, 2007

your penis is weak

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

weakhsia

a derivative of the euphemism "weak sauce;" weakhsia (pronounced week-shaw; spelling is purposely meant to confuse at first glance to demonstrate the level of weakhsianess) is a far more potent version of its aforementioned cousin. When one partakes in the imbibing of weakhsia it is immediately noticeable by several distinguishable afflictions, such as the spread of malcontent, malaise, and malice to one's peers from one's maladroitness.

James, have you been hittin the weakhsia again? you're acting superwack.

by cold carl October 9, 2006

weak

Laughing to hard

"That nigga had me weak wid dem jokes"

by Shorty September 25, 2003

bruh im weak

When you get told a joke that absolutely bangs and your sides hurt with laughter, you may then exclaim "Bruh im weak" referring to how you are weakened by the laughter occurring.

"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?"
"No Idea mate"
"By putting flowers on the grave."
"Bruh Im Weak!"

by Tibbit June 30, 2016

weak city

Something that really sucks, something not a single person would like unless they were a herb.

"That movie was weak city, it sucked."

by shane613 July 18, 2005