wanorking

The process of working from home whilst wanking. Otherwise known as taking an easy.

"I'm wanorking from home today!"
"Eurgh!"

by garthbran February 13, 2014

Wanpoo

Masturpoo in Chinese.

Mr Wong just took a wanpoo, and it was great.

Asi - Wǒ huì zuò yīgè wanpoo!

Jeff - You gonna have a wanpoo? Eww, that's fucking nasty.

by Wanpokemon March 8, 2014

wancowitz

A rather large person very charming and nice. Will tickle your pickle is he gets the chance

That wancowitz just tickled ma pickle. Oh.... Ma.... gawd

by Hoozum November 27, 2013

Wantoop (v.)

The act of vigorously shaking a salad in order to properly spread the dressing. Best performance comes when the wantooper shakes the salad extremely hard and in many directions with no regard for his or her surroundings.

"Wantoop (v.)" -"Man, I can't get the dressing to cover my salad."
-"Wantoop it. Wantoop it hard."

by The owl walks at midnight September 26, 2014

Wangover

Wangover
wang·o·ver
waNGˌōvər
noun
a severe obsession or other after effects caused by an excess of great dick the night before.

I got banged so good I have a wangover today.

by Funkybug December 10, 2015

Wankoholic

(1.) Can be Used to define someone who masturbate's too much.

(2.) It can be used as an insult to a guy who always is trying to peek under girls skirts to save pussy to the Wankbank.

1. You see noah in the back of the classroom beating off? I think hes a wankoholic!
2. Ugh do you see that one bald kid always tripping behind girls? Hes a wankoholic for sure.

by WanksytheWanker October 2, 2016

wankobe

when you want to be kobe some bad you steal all his moves

my friend is a wankobe

by juneeeeeebuggg October 3, 2016