crotch unicorn

Crotch unicorn has - commonly - three typical meanings.
1. It can be used as unicorn slang for prostitute or just a typical slap up whore.
2. It is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a Unicorn in an OK! Magazine.
3. Zayn Malik's dick - I mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
Yes, I am indeed a posh slob.

1. "Oh gosh cherry lip blossom, my unicorn friend - stay away from that crotch unicorn!"
2. "Mummy unicorn - I think there's something wrong with my crotch unicorn!"
3. Perrie enjoy's Zayn's crotch unicorn.

by BatGirlBiatch February 18, 2014

Unicorn Fucker

The guy who is able to hook up with the prettiest, most interesting girl that all of the guys in his group of friends have tried to get with but failed.

Jesse is a unicorn fucker.

by Kat Kathryne September 5, 2011

Hungry Unicorn

Strapping a dildo to your forehead and penetrating a male that is on all fours. Once the dildo is inserted into the bum, the testicles are inserted into the giver's mouth. Making the giver a Hungry Unicorn.

"Get on all fours bitch, I am a Hungry Unicorn!"

by lak1214 January 7, 2012

Unicorn Lice

The presence of sparkles in ones hair or scalp.

Guy #1: Is that Unicorn Lice?
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.

by Amber_Cullen_Black August 22, 2009

Unicronian

Consisting of incomprehensible mass or quantity, in reference to the size of Unicron a prodigiously large robot whose scale reaches planetary proportions, and retains the ability to transform into a mechanical planet.

I busted a Unicronian nut and afterward required a long nap.

by Monsterhaus February 5, 2010

unicow

Unicows are native to Wisconsin. There have been very rare cases of them being tamed and people keeping them as pets. In most of these strange cases the creature prefers to be under your bed, under your bathroom sink, or in the very back of your closet. We have no idea what they eat in the wild but they seem to like old homework assignments, supernovas and sparkling peach starburst beer. They like lamps… A LOT! A recent study shows that there favorite activities are: coloring hair with kool aid, hanging with Nyan-cat, staring at spoons, and making the minions from despicable me there slaves. Unicows are very dangerous and should never be approached and pet like wild horses. They only appear on Monday nights and it is illegal to hunt them. After the NHA made every Monday unicow day, the tradition of LAMPing things came into play. Today people all over the world lamp things in honor of this magnificent creature in hopes of one appearing in their homes and granting them one wish. It is also costume to hide things (like the unicows do) and attack them with sticky notes because they love the colors of the rainbow. If you ever come face to face with one (especially a wild one) call 911 and constantly say lamp until the creature becomes calm or runs off. If you have anything shiny on you immediately remove it for your safty.

LAMP, Unicow

by ORCHESTRA LAMPS ARE COOL KIDS November 24, 2011

Unicorn Trap

A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.

I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.

by euler of man February 22, 2014