Troon

A girl that looks like she used to be a man. Not an actual transvestite, a real girl that looks like a transvestite. They are about 6 foot tall, wear loads of make up and false eyelashes. The act mannish and drink pints.

Can't believe you pulled that troon last night.

by kirsty.devonport. December 9, 2021

Toon

A paracytic creature that swims up someone's anus and attaches itself to the victims sphincter. Once it imbeds its fat unpleasant head into host, it is almost impossible to remove and causes serve pain and discomfort. Residing mainly in Port Phillip Bay Victoria, but will travel as far as Northern NSW and South Australia if conditions are suitable.

"Ohh Lord kill me now...I think a Toon just swam up my arse!!"

by Mundey Magic January 13, 2009

troon

The word is a mashup of two derogatory slang terms used to describe someone who is both a transgender person "tranny", and a black person "coon"

We will destroy the goyim with troons.

by RottenJonny July 14, 2022

Troon

A bird with shell wings

There was a clatter of wings as the troons took off in the evening light.

by liz keeling carter November 20, 2003

narcissistic looney toon

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior

as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster

by Sexydimma February 2, 2021

Toon Cougar

A toon cougar is a guy that lives somewhere up north, usually around the Newcastle area. He is an immense disliker of Sunderland football club but a great admirer and owner of the Ford Cougar. Also referred to as Marc, he has a great sense of humour and is always willing to participate in on-line record breaking attempts, likes his beer too but wishes that the lady in his life had the full Sky Sports package.

Hey I'm all right mate because I'm a Toon Cougar, HAR HAR HAR ! ! !

by Takin Thepiss September 21, 2004

Toonsack

A Toonies worth of marijuana, usually purchased in desparation from a close friend.

Note: Toonie is a Canadian 2 dollar coin,

Drug user: Dude, I'm hurtin for a toke...mind throwin' me a toonsack?

Friend: You're god damned pathetic.

by Nick Shurben March 22, 2009