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Tomped

to be in a deep state of drunkenness where judgement is lacking, one's ability to converse logically is no more, and thinking is non-existent.

Sloppy behavior ensues, and picking up girls just becomes hilarious and embarrassing.
Yo, Ronnie came home so tomped last night. While he cooked sausages and spaghetti in the microwave, he told me 18 times how he is going to open his own bar, how he is too good for these sloots, and then proceeded to pass out after telling racist jokes.

-"Hey, hey, hey so this guy who has never talked to me in the past year, and unfriended me on facebook months ago, comes up to me to shake my hand, and i'm like who are you. I don't know you, we are not cool. I almost fought him, bro. Who does he think he is?" -"Go to bed. You're tomped."
by hockey19 October 6, 2012
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tomposs

Small Penis, Ugly Face, Looks like Shrek's asshole what a pimp
He looks like a Tomposs
by Jokl April 28, 2014
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dylon thompson

Dylon is a gorgeous guy with a beautiful mind and awesome body. He's a literal sex god and loves turning on his lover. Dylon is the best man to have ever graced the Earth with his presence and also has a nice dick. If you cross him, he'll probably consume your soul. He also has a weird thing for world domination, so watch out.
Guy: Who's that beautiful boy?

Other guy: Oh, that's Dylon Thompson. He's a sexy, passionate, intelligent, talented, ambitious, god.
by Not_Dylon May 30, 2016
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Tristan Thompson

A guy who cheated on his girlfriend while she was pregnant smh
"Did you hear, that Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian?"
by PlainPerson April 12, 2018
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warren thompson

has a very nice penis. and is a simp
by william.quinn October 31, 2020
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Brent Thompson

a person that has simillar apearance to Justin Bieber, appears to be of homosexual orient, also has a high pitched voice likewise to Justin Bieber, and also appears to be prepubescent.
Person 1: OMG is that Justin Bieber
Person 2: No that is just brent thompson

Person 1: Who is that gay person
Person 2: oh, that is just Brent Thompson
by Concerned_Citizen01 April 30, 2011
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twom

A straight that isn't quite a straight when playing poker; a four card straight instead of five. Often causing the player to bet large on a losing hand.
I put all my money on that hand!

Too bad you had a twom...
by hellolalala1 March 13, 2009
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