Twitter

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.

Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.

by Swervzy September 24, 2019

Twitter

The area between the Twat and the Shitter.

Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"

Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"

by jbizzle81 December 6, 2019

Twitter

Only sparrows tweet.

Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Twitter

The female taint. The spot between the Twat and the Shitter. Twitter

I made her squirm when I licked her Twitter.

by Shanscom77 April 3, 2020

Twitter

A place where straight guys act gay just to score with females

"why do you simp for girls on twitter"

by randi101 April 13, 2020

Twitter

The section of skin on a female between the Twat and the Shitter.

Tw-itter

Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"

Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"

Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"

by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020

Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020