Twanking

The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).

This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.

@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.

@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.

by Snedwan April 7, 2009

Critical thinking

The ability to to determine the man who wants to kill you, and that man that will kill you, based on the actions he takes, and the size of his magnum.

by Bob Thomas August 21, 2003

W THINKING

When a man or woman feels without a shadow of a doubt and only circumstantial evidence that they could have sexual relations with another person. Often referred to as Slam Dunk or "Tenant Thinking" former CIA Director.

Friend 1: Did you see the way that waitress reacts to me, she wants to bang me!

Friend 2: Dude, she brought you a coke that is some W THINKING.

by EPS June 11, 2006

twanking

When girls plank together, particularly lesbians.

Sarah and Lisa are twanking in the next room while we are left out holding out nutsacs in the cold.

by Seemorefish November 13, 2011

de-anti-thinkingsomeoneishotcuzshehasalotofstds-ification

the process of realizing a girl is not good looking because of the dirty men that have been inside of her vaginal canal before

Mitchell: dude that girl is hot...
Connor: dude she went out with that dirtball you need to use the de-anti-thinkingsomeoneishotcuzshehasalotofstds-ification process

by AIDShaterrrr May 24, 2011

Twanking

World of Warcraft: High Level toons party syncing down to do low level BG’s.

Thanks to Twanking, DKs and DHs are murdering low level BGs.

by Mezangalek September 30, 2019

Gay-Twinning

When one man lays down the other gets on top, they both proceed to suck each others dicks at the same time.

Garret: Aye homie, you wanna do gay-twinning?
Jonjavious: Fuck yeah cuh!

by Yung TristaN September 24, 2019