Twat

One who Tweets on the social networking site Twitter.

Wow, did you see Perez Hilton's Tweet yesterday? What a twat!

by princeyanni April 23, 2009

twats

Somebody who is often hung like a hamster and smells like cider

James Josh and Gorden

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

Twat

clint;pussy;cunt/ vagina

I busted on the twat

by john January 6, 2007

TWAT

A fool.

Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.

"He's, like, a total twart!"
"Pardon?"
"Like, a twart".
"Huh?"
"Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man".
"Oh! A TWAT!"
"That's what I said, man".
"No you didn't".

by andy January 7, 2007

Twat.

A person that uses the social messaging site Twitter.

Lance Armstrong can't help being a twat.
My friend bought an Iphone - now he's a twat.
No-one cares about anything I say - I'm a sad twat.
Stop being a twat it's your shot.

by curling card February 17, 2010

Twatting

The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.

Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!

by Twat1000000 October 14, 2012

Twat

A vulgar word used for someone (usually a girl) who is extremely rude, mean, or extremely slutty.

Another word for a woman's vagina

Likened to cunt

Wow, Courtney is the biggest twat I know

by allforfree September 9, 2012