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The shell of a site. Tumblr was once revered in the 2000s for its complete anonymity. One could post whatever they wanted to under any alias. Because of this unique feature, Tumblr became a flaming shithole filled to the brim with the most pretentious bastards on the face of the earth. Anonymity and lack of true moderation also contributed to massive amounts of porn being posted frequently, and it was only when "inappropriate situations" featuring children forced advertisers to take Tumblr's money away did Tumblr actually do anything, resulting in the Tumblr exodus of 2018. Hundreds of thousands of users fled en masse to more lax sites, if that's what you could call them, such as Reddit and Twitter. The Tumblr users who fled, including the porn artists and their following, proceeded to spread their disease like an invasive species and decimate the healthy ecosystems of Reddit, Twitter, and probably several others. Tumblr was sold to Automatic Inc for a measly 3 pennies and a used tissue, and is now a husk of the once bustling late 2000s phenomenon it once was
"Why did Verizon sell Tumblr?"
"It was a fucking hell hole"
by BooBooKeys December 6, 2021
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A place where you can laugh your ass off to just about anything.
Me: Time to go on tumblr
(sexualwednesday pops up)
Me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Treecko666 March 2, 2016
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Literately the end of your social life, and your life in general.
My friend asked her mom if she could make a tumblr. I'm being 100% serious. Never ask before making a tumblr.
by bootylicious_blanche October 27, 2013
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Tumblr- a place where anyone can go to and feel at home.

-We have 3 very nice sections that we can fit you in.
There's the Hipster blogs, the Fangirl blogs, and last but certainly not least there's the Fandom blogs.
I was on tumblr today and the hipsters were at it again. Covering my dash.
by owilson32 August 12, 2014
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Did you hear that Tumblr was bought by Yahoo?
by LazyLuna January 8, 2017
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by MeowMeowKitty August 29, 2015
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"Dude, did you see Beverly's post on Tumblr?"
by AngelOfDemons June 29, 2014
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