boob tube

1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"

Turn that boob tube off and do your homework!

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

gook tube

often found on ricers. Those loud and obnoxious exhaust systems that sound like bumble bee's on crack.

what is that gook tube on your car?

by DooM July 10, 2004

pink tube sock

when intestines are pulled out of an anal canal as a result of a serious anal pounding

I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I gave her a pink tube sock!

by Matt Rosado September 7, 2006

tubesteak

Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.

My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!

by josh November 5, 2002

pube tube

A skirt so short it's almost a belt.

"Check out that girl in the pube tube!"

by JamesOff May 24, 2004

boob tube baby

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.

John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.

by Chillbur November 27, 2012

Tube Surfing

When you ride the tube (The Underground) by standing in the aisle and and balancing without holding on for the purpose of fun and laughs and enhancing your skills.

Ai! It was a brilliant ride (Tube surfing) today! I picked up at Hammersmith and for an extra challenge rode eyes closed listening to The Futureheads on my iPod.

by Karen E October 24, 2008