Junk Trunking

The act of having anal sex for so long your balls penetrate as well.

Man 1: Man my dude my balls are sore.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!

by Painfullee September 5, 2018

love trunk

Ass made for loving.

i would love making love to that sweet love trunk of yours.

by Zeggi September 20, 2015

trunk spelunker

A homosexual. Trunk spelunker is similar to ass pirate, rump ranger, etc. in its common usage.

So my boss seemed cool until he tried to give me the jump. He's a total trunk spelunker!

by partisan hack May 12, 2010

trunk junk

Girl with fat ass.

That girl is trunk junkin.

by palm phlant December 15, 2016

dump trunks

Loose, thread-bare fabric sagging in the seat of one's shorts that jostles about like one took a dump in their trunks. Occurs mostly to folks with odd-shaped bods and who believe shorts don't need washing as often as other garments. Will usually smell like bus seat and fecal grease in affected region.

"Connor can't get the smell of skid marks out of his mouth since he bit into Perry's filthy dump trunks."

by Fauxby K February 21, 2020

Trunk lite

When one finds an old beer in their car trunk and drinks it. Preferably 6 months old or greater to be considered a trunk lite.

Dude! I found 2 trunk lite’s in the car. Let’s get this party started.

by Must Stank November 29, 2017

trunk rug

(noun) The hair on your butt.

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"

"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."

by doctorgroove August 25, 2016