smoking tree

To smoke marijuana.

"Lets smoke some tree."

by the devil made me do it January 20, 2003

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

sperm tree

Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.

"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."

by Torsky March 10, 2008

one tree hill

The best freaking show EVER!!!! Has some of the hottest guys alive... Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty, Bryan Greenberg and Tyler Hilton.

You can go fuck yourself if you dont like One Tree Hill!

by xoheartinohioxo August 8, 2006

three on the tree

having a three speed transmission where the shifter is actually located on the column. seen in 60s model fords.

my 65 ford falcon had a three on the tree.

by carbombxhooligan December 6, 2004

Tree Giver

A corkscrew like spin with a flipping motion, also can be preformed on women

dude he just did a tree giver to that jump

by Fresh Tramp Tricks June 27, 2011

Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020