toss-pot

An old English double-noun which, because of the use of the word, toss and its own synonymous resonance with masturbation and wank, does not mean "a wanker".

A toss-pot is a drunkard, a toper; a would-be alcoholic still managing to function in society.
Oh, for fuck's sake, you haven't left the cellar key with that old toss-pot?

You really are a silly old toss-pot, aren't you? I was, I guess, somewhat taken aback when you threw up all over the Bulgarian Ambassador, but I do so love you very much, Poppet. x
by Dane Edwards June 22, 2004
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Tossing the Blahaj

A euphemism for two (or more) transgender people having sex.
My girlfriend and I spent our first night together Tossing the Blahaj
by Prism Fox January 17, 2023
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toss the salad

"You know what they make you do in County? Toss the Salad!!"

by Jay and Silent Bob September 06, 2003
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go for a toss

1. (Primarily used in South Asia) For a situation to become severely fucked-up or difficult to handle.

2. When the "normal" way of doing things is "tossed aside."

3. To engage in spontaneous, freaky sex.
1. I actually was planning on buying a house, but suddenly losing my job made it all go for a toss.

2. Driving anywhere in the U.S. is pretty much the same, but when you get into Chicago, traffic rules go for a toss.

3. Our waitress was hotter than curry, so I asked her very politely if she would like to go for a toss out back.

by drowmaster September 15, 2006
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balcony toss

Having sexual intercourse with a woman and proceeding to immediately throw her from a balcony.
I didn't bother poking an airhole for the glass bottom boat, since I planned to follow it up with a balcony toss.
by Private Johnson February 05, 2007
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shit tossed

drunk, hammered, wasted, plastered, faded
"I drank 10 vodka pineapples last night and got so shit tossed"
by Scudmuffin August 20, 2005
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Toss-Weed

He's such a Toss-Weed its a wonder he can stand up
by Pie Mast3r July 03, 2009
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