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Lurky Torontonian

A Toronto-specific word, as in when Torontonians stand around idly on their porches, sidewalks, tiny lawns, etc. and eyeball others who may not be like them, and when a non-Torontonian is suspected, squint their beady eyes and scrunch their weasel noses and point and open their mouths to utter an inaudible to humans scream – to alert other lurky Torontonians that someone unlike them is near; similar to the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
I was passing through Riverdale last week when I noticed several lurky Torontonians staring at me, and when I paused, they all pointed and opened their mouths to utter some kind of weird noise.
by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019
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Torontools

n. Douchebags that get to go to Toronto Film Festival while I sit at my desk playing Snood. FUCK!
Where is everyone in Hollywood today brah?

The Torontools are all up north sucking the collective dick of the indie world.
by Bee2theGee September 11, 2009
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Toronto Tootsie Roll

Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.

I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
by chestersmokington October 24, 2010
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toronto cream egg

When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!
by ieat TURTLES March 22, 2011
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Perseus of Toronto

A term describing a situation where you know exactly what you want and are serious about getting it. Lists of conditions may be provided.
A: "Are you serious?"
B: "Like Perseus of Toronto"

"I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside. I am Perseus of Toronto"
by Torontonians March 7, 2009
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throning

During a gay 3-some, the act of one participant receiving a blow job whilst simultaneously being rimmed. Guaranteed to make the recipient feel like a king.
Larry could not take the smile off his face. His grin was almost as wide as his legs had been whilst throning with Mike and Ste.
by Xtra Special Needs May 12, 2008
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Toronto

a) A large city in Canada which is really cold in the winter and really humid and sweaty in the summer.

b) Made a bid for the olympics several times, but was denied, Vancouver was successful right away.
c)3 words- The Maple Leafs.

d) lacks Mountains, ocean, old growth forest, and a team that makes the playoffs
It's playoff time, what are you doing Toronto nian? Why making fun of Canadian teams that actually made it of course!
by hwonnwon April 27, 2010
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