Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls

Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh

by Squatted February 5, 2022

Toledo Chili Dog

When you defecate on a woman's chest then have sex with her breasts

Brandon ate some Rudy's then gave a random chick a Toledo Chili Dog

by B Random419 April 29, 2022

Toofled

Where you laugh so hard your genitalia vibrates

Oh my god leila! I just Toofled my pants

by Adn Wrld May 30, 2022

Toolest

A group of childhood friends. They’re some of the coolest guys I know.

I’m gonna miss every member of Toolest.

by C3viche June 12, 2022

toledo tugwar

When 2 men stick their penises in a Chinese finger trap to get them stuck and then begin to have a tug war.

Jack and Austin got drunk had had a Toledo Tugwar last night

by Tomheinz21 June 19, 2022

TOOLEY’D

To be played songs by the worst dj Nottingham and bassline ‘tooley’. It’s in the name, the man’s a tool

Hey fin did you enjoy bassfest? ‘No mate, got tooley’d ffs’

by Blem69 July 22, 2022

Toledo Handshake

When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.

Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!

by Ez dee July 9, 2023