A pale skinned alien demond, that has a head way to big for his body. Name often goes with Tom=ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! really scary,amd often follows kids preferably kids with the names Brandon or Joe. He wants to Rape these kids, and has secret layers in the janitors closet. If u sweep for his janitor minions the wrong way they will kill u. Overall Tom has a big head, stocks kids, and has pale scary skin.
Hey whos that really scary kid that went into the Janitors Closet???
Noooo thats Tom, and hes raping Joe and Brandon...........AAAAHHHH he just got on the mothership!!!!!!!!
Noooo thats Tom, and hes raping Joe and Brandon...........AAAAHHHH he just got on the mothership!!!!!!!!
by tomisrape May 21, 2009
a Huge nerd living on earth. Tom usually a huge nerd who wears terrible clothing like shoes and has crappy shoes. Tom only has nerd friends or not very much friends
by tom lover May 30, 2011
Some limp-dick asshole who thinks he's cool when rly he's a dickhead who does nothing but try an put people down and deprive them of their confidence.
Lewis who's that guy picking on Colin?
Matt his name is Tom and ya know what, I've fucking had it with that asshole!
Matt his name is Tom and ya know what, I've fucking had it with that asshole!
by GhostOwl July 26, 2011
The most amazing boy you will ever meet, funny, clever, sensitive and just all-round amazing. Tom is sensible and cute, any girl would be lucky to have him. The ocean be jealous of the blue of his eyes, the sun of his golden heart, a rainbow of his colourful soul. He is the strong black cup of coffee in a world drunk on the cheap wine of shallow love. Toms are recommended for people called: Alexa, Lex or Lexi.
by Lex Sorrows March 12, 2017
The type of guy who is a typical white guy and is the best boyfriend you can ask for.He also hangs out in the hood and hangs around a load of chicks.
by RealDaddy978 November 08, 2016
Not your friend.
Guy #1: Dude, I just made an account on Myspace a couple days ago. It looks really cool, but every time I log on I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O
...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O
...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
A Halo/borderlands/pokemon/magic/every other game known to mankind playing person who comes into your room at odd times of the day to take food/other various forms of candy i.e. FUN DIP
a person who cares more about his K/D ratio on halo than he does about his GPA
the vibration of an xbox controller gives him more pleasure than any vagina he's ever had...and by any vagina I mean absolutely none
a person who cares more about his K/D ratio on halo than he does about his GPA
the vibration of an xbox controller gives him more pleasure than any vagina he's ever had...and by any vagina I mean absolutely none
by Toms disappointed father December 18, 2012