Tonkered

To be worn out, or possibly drunk.

"I was absolutely tonkered last night"

by kazuya555 May 15, 2015

tinker tantrum

To throw an absolute fit, especially when pixie dust is involved...... That Tink threw a Tinker tantrum.

Bitchfit crazy woman she's lost her mindCray Cray threw a tinker tantrum

by Hammerclap January 16, 2016

Tinker Wives

A social media group for unemployed dependas to showcase what bored judgemental bridge trolls they truly are

I saw MahKaylaleigh on Tinker Wives yesterday gossiping about Enlisted women and advertising her latest pyramid scheme while flossing intellectual about bootstraps and buttercups.

by Gottttem April 10, 2017

Tinkerbelled

Off your face on drugs

*Roger double drops a pill*

*1hr later*
“Bloody hell roger you look absolutely tinkerbelled mate”

by Officialbadman123 August 29, 2018

Tinker Knocker

Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.

Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.

by fbiagent123 December 29, 2020

Potty Thinker

A person who comes up with the best ideas when he is in his potty putting shit.

John is a real potty thinker.

by *J()3* January 5, 2008

Tweeny Tinker

Someone with a abnormally small and deformed penis due to extreme amounts of masturbation.

Patrick was nicknamed the tweeny tinker after an emabrassing games lesson when he ran around naked. 2 inches and the shape of a hammer the tween winker Patrick never got any action.

by Tinky Winky Patrick April 22, 2009