Yoda

little green nut sack

look it’s yoda, the little green shit

by poopy, pp April 21, 2020

Yoda

A wrinkly old fuck who needs his ketamine.

Yoda: mmmm ketamine i need.

by lil tim November 08, 2021

Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.

I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!

by Major Thomas Randle February 16, 2019

Toy Yoda

A misspelled version of a Japanese car manufacturer Toyota.

Me: Mom, can we have toy Yoda at home?
Mom: No, we have toy Yoda at home.
Toy Yoda at home:

by TheRefix August 08, 2023

yoda cloud

You are straining so hard to make a fart come out, basically using the force to release gas from your rectum. Small in size but has a powerful smell. Once this fart is mastered you will end up unlocking the path to immortality. This fart led to the fall of the Galactic Republic.

The Yoda cloud is a fart that can change the universe.

by Mr.TrollNDaNTaNet March 19, 2019

Beefy Yoda

When one male tucks his penis in between his thighs while hard and proceeds to fuck his partner backwards such as Yoda speaks.

My girl wants me to give her a Beefy Yoda, but I'm not sure my shits long enough.

by Siamese Fighting Fish September 15, 2019

Yoda attempt

A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.

“Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”

by Grayskull February 08, 2019