Bumper Ketchup

When you hit an animal with the front / back of your car and blood splatters on the car, the animal has become bumper ketchup.
Person 1: Dude was that a rabbit you just hit?
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...
by Exce$$ May 16, 2008
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green ketchup

Slang, used by farmers situated in Northumberland to describe the deposit left on their penis once removed from a Donkey's mouth.
Steve's Mam: Fook Steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook
by Cobs July 16, 2003
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ketchup and fries

In order to perform this, you will need the following. A super size order of fries with extra salt, and a menstrating woman. Isert the fries into bloody vagina, hinch the (ketchup) and then you eat the fries out of vagina. enjoy!
David took stacy to the McDonalds for dinner. While they were there she told him she was on the rag. She then told him she would let him give her a birmingham booty call if he gave her ketchup and fries. David loves extra ketchup!
by Mrs. Captain Hero January 26, 2008
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Ketchup Piss

Ketchup that is liquidfied when you squeeze it out the bottle.
by Lern's big fan April 25, 2019
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Ketchup shots

When you go to a fast-food restaurant and fill those little white cups with ketchup then you and your friends drink them. The person who can survive the most ketchup shots without needing a drink or throwing up wins.
Yo brahh Darren had 28 ketchup shots!
Dude that's nothing! Mikey took 52 ketchup shots!
by cooldude736539 August 09, 2011
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Cock Ketchup

When a girl is bleeding out of her vagina (aka her period) we will call this cock ketchup
When harry was putting his cock in sallys buns, kate asked them if they wanted some cock ketchup with those buns
by Sliky vagina August 15, 2010
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Ketchup Smooch

The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.
Example 1)

Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....

Example 2)

Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch
by #ketchupsmooch November 15, 2015
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