Tress

Short for Jess and Trunks, a couple with nothing better to than have underage sex

Tress? More like get dressed! They're always naked!

by DestinyisReal September 24, 2017

Playmate Tessi

A narcissist Neo-Nazi known for her gestapo of simps, making fun of cancer patients, claiming "all Jews need to be gassed", claiming she is "so gorgeous and beautiful", and when asked why she did/said anything she did, she replies with, "I was just being famous"

me: watching Playmate Tessi's interview on Dr, Phil made me lose most of my braincells
Simps: Don't talk bad about her you fiend!

by Cumdog with mustard April 27, 2021

Tessence

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.

Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.

by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006

Tressel

noun

-- when someone appears to be ethical and upstanding, preaches that we all need to be moral and ethical in our everyday behavior, insists those people around him/her be of the highest character, but in reality that person's own behavior is very guilty of breaking rules/laws and intentionally hiding that guilt from everyone else for his/her own selfish purposes.

You know, I always thought Jim was a stand-up guy you could completely trust to do the right thing until he pulled that Tressel the other day! To think he would put a possible national championship above the character traits he shills for in his books was a surprise. Guess we won't be fooled again!

by BuckeyeLuv March 27, 2011

Tesslyn

Tesslyn is a name given to a child-woman of ethereal presence. She is a fallen angel with silken, golden hair and beautiful blue eyes. She is a darling, very considerate of other peoples feelings and she has the most contagious laugh in the universe. Everyone wishes they could be a Tesslyn!

Oh, thank you! You're a real Tesslyn!

by salander February 5, 2010

Tessa

You may not know that there is a Tessa in your life, because they are so fucking short. But I promise that they are there, they probably have very small hands also. Tessa’s are short, but are filled up with anger and rage after being ridiculed for their height. If you get too near a Tessa, she will bite off your shins and delete your knee caps at any given moment.

I recommend you stay at least 1 metre away from Tessa’s at all times.

Guy 1: oh no, there’s Tessa

Guy 2: watch out she looks angry.

Guy 1: well I guess our chances of survival are pretty short then! Hahahahah
*Guy 1 and Guy 2 realise their mistake too late and have their shins vaporised*

by TESSASUCKS69 January 24, 2019

Tess

A Tess is someone who has brown hair with a pink streak. She lives in Miami. She is shy when you first meet her, and is quiet and awkward in front of people who she is intimidated or uncomfortable around, because she is a bit insecure. But as soon as they leave, a Tess will become an entirely different person. She will become loud, and aggressive, and will usually take the spotlight. Tess is able to make friends, but it usually takes a while. People usually think she is snobby, because she is shy, or that she is a loser because she has a hard time making new friends, but she is actually not. She is discriminated against sometimes because she is overweight, only by a couple of pounds, but is in a school full of ugly, confident, anorexics. She is obsessed with One Direction and Selena Gomez, and is smart, but makes average grades. Overall, Tess is a very nice person who will be loyal, and faithful to you through practically anything.

Group of snobs:
Snob 1: Wow Tess is so fat :o
Snob 2: IKR!
Snob 3: What a loser.

All: Laughing

At party with group of friends:
New Person 1: *arrives* Hi everyone

Tess: HI! MY NAMES TESS. WATERMELON :DDDDD
Me and friends: Yeah, she's crazy <3
(2 months later)
Person 1: LOOOL I LOVE TESS. I WENT TO HER HOUSE YESTERDAY AND HER DOG WAS ALL LIKE WOOF, AND HER LITTLE BROTHER IS SOO WIERD HE LIKE CHASED US AROUND WITH A WATER GUN (etc..)

by abbyheartscheerios August 23, 2012