Tired 'As Fuck'.
He wanted me to go to the store with him, but I was tired AF.
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
by 123whopding August 22, 2016
Get the Tired afmug. A unique form of tiredness which replaces being hungover in select individuals; The superhuman ability to become intoxicated multiple nights in a row but never suffer the ill effects of a hangover thr following day.
"Wow. What a night. We drank like we did 20 years ago in college. I am soooooo hungover. How do you feel?"
"I'm Jacqi tired. Gonna go do a PB 10k today."
"I'm Jacqi tired. Gonna go do a PB 10k today."
by Gympy January 23, 2021
Get the Jacqi Tiredmug. A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.
Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.
by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023
Get the Spicy Tiresmug. by EMSP420 June 13, 2019
Get the Tired drunkmug. Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.
My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.
by KTeacherK June 15, 2021
Get the Stretched Tiresmug. Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.
This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.
This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.
by Winks99 May 4, 2019
Get the Buying Tiresmug. When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.
"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
by titanc_13 June 26, 2017
Get the nap tiredmug.