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Wind Thief 

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water
“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”
Wind Thief by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022

job thief 

Job-thief

A person who has no need to work and is past retirement age but continues to work regardless. A job thief blocks the younger generation from employment.
I wish I could get a job but that job thief who's 99 years old won't retire.
job thief by Vincedit August 28, 2023
Job-thief,

Taking a job vacancy away from someon who needs it.

keeping a job you don't need.

Working beyond retirement for no reason.

When a person has a job beyond retirement age for no financial reasons.

Somebody who works who doesn't need to, creating less employment for people who need it.
Joe, I'd love get a job at "employer" so I can get off benefits and make something of my life, but there's never any vacancies.

Simone, Fred should have retired 18 years ago, all he does is moan about the job and doesn't need the money. He's such a job-thief.
job-thief by David79JW August 29, 2023

Bacon Thief 

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.
"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."
Bacon Thief by maeskyzie November 7, 2023

Grovyle the Thief

Number #253 in the National pokedex, the Wood Gecko Pokèmon Grovyle is known mainly as the 2nd evolve stage of Treecko. It leaps from branch to branch, quickly closing in on prey from the trees. Another role Grovyle is known for is in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky, where it takes on the role of your partner before losing your memory as a human in the future and transforming into a Pokemon. Grovyle is the strongest of all the pokemon and even has his own discord name called Grovyle the thief#6187, he is a nice guy/pokemon, and likes to make huskydog mad by saying 'give me a shoutout' and such. Racso is pretty cool also

Mexican Apple Thief 

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.
I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.