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Slot Machine

The process of one man licking a woman's belly button (while she's in a standing position) while another man sticks his tongue into her fudge cavern in anticipation of a "jackpot!". This position can be used while the female is experiencing her monthly bloodfest.
Nick and Chad played some "slot machine" at work today on Angie. Nick was performing some oral pleasure to Angie's belly button as Chad collected the jackpot mouthful of doo-doo brownlees. Chad arose from Angie's turd tunnel with a mouthful of awards!
by pounderofanus November 21, 2022
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Death Slot

No.2 in the running order of a competition. If someone performs second, they are usually in danger of being forgotten by the public and eliminated from said competition.
Did you see Angela Rippon got eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing?

Yes. But it was hardly surprising. They put her in the death slot.
by Debbie Hanna November 19, 2023
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slot custard

So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.
by mattyt107 May 28, 2022
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Dumpster Rubbing Her Slot

Describes the female act of manual, clitoral stimulation, presumably to climax. Usually conducted unaided but can be enjoyed with the assistance of a trusted partner.
Check out this video of a hot chick "dumpster rubbing her slot all alone"!!!
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx September 18, 2022
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Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.
I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.
by MobyRichard December 19, 2023
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Slot Machining

Slot Machining, also known as Dick Cracking, is when the male genitals are pushed down in a certain way causing a ligament "crack" sound and forces the penis to bounce back up like a Slot Machine lever.

Slot Machining feels good, try it.
"Dude, I was having sex last night with Lyndrid and I got Slot Machined!"
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."
by syphs January 8, 2023
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Dork slot

(1990’s prison slang)
Someone who is dumb bitch. Typically used as a derogatory term, same as calling them a bitch.
“Touch my dick one more time and I’ll smack the shit out of you dork slot”
by 90’s nigga November 11, 2020
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