to crap upon thee with great disdain, requiring significant elevation, while channeling the great native American spirit being of the falcon.
by Mortimer von Grundle-Smith September 28, 2008

person: FALCON PUNCH!
person 2: Chuck Norris was one of the original three wise men; he gave Jesus the gift of beard.
person: There are only two things hard enough to cut through diamond - other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
person 2: FALCON PUNCH!!
person 2: Chuck Norris was one of the original three wise men; he gave Jesus the gift of beard.
person: There are only two things hard enough to cut through diamond - other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
person 2: FALCON PUNCH!!
by Simim May 18, 2008

While railing a chick from behind, conspicuoulsy wrap your hand in a cloth pre-doused with a flammable liquid of your choice. Light the cloth on fire and then pull out like your ready to give her your load. As she turns around, get down on one knee and shout "Falcon Puuunch" and proceed to punch her in the face with your hand on fire.
Joe - "So why did the fire department come to your house last night?"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"
by Jondace Johns February 26, 2009

One of the most craptastic cars in the universe. Supposed to be "competition" for the Holden Commodore, but can't hope to be anywhere near as good as the trusty ol' Commodore
by Someone Else March 21, 2005

A rocket. It carried bob and Doug on dragon to the iss. The first people to launch from America, soil since the retirement of the space shuttle
by AlvinBalvin321 May 31, 2020

When you Tea bag someone so hard that they bounce off the ground and into your nuts a 2nd time without you trying.
by the2ndbuddha May 29, 2011
