Pillow therapy

to cut a hole big enough to put your penis in so that you could fuck the shit out of it. (You can also do this Pillow therapy with your mattress.)

John had some pillow therapy last night.

by Justin February 14, 2005

robot-therapy

therapy done with the help of a 'partner robot'....for ageing people in Japan.

Mr. Zaki parked his auto infront of the golden-age club for yet another session of robot-therapy.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Cognitive Behaviour Therapy

A very popular talking therapy is Cognitive Behaviour Therapy with a huge psychological fan base that claims to reduce anxiety and other related disorders by reconstructing negative thoughts and making them impossibly positive. A therapist normally takes the patient through a fast track procedure and expects them to be fully recovered after 4 weeks when in fact the poor bugger has actually got worse. Often done on the NHS with therapists pushed for time and the patients wanting to strangle them. Regularly sold on the internet for a fee because some bastards like to make money out of other people's misery. An over-rated therapy when really the patient has so many issues they ought to be seeing a shrink but the government has to be seen to be doing something to help the mentally deranged.

Jane went to see her therapist last week for Cognitive Behaviour Therapy; I'm visiting her today in the loony bin

by MysticMog September 21, 2011

Facebook Therapy

Putting all your trials and tribulations as your Facebook Status for all to see

My Boyfriend left me,I'm broke,unemployed please through my friends list give me Facebook Therapy

by Vodka Milk April 23, 2010

Dick Therapy

To use a fuck buddy to get over your ex.

Jane just got dumped by her boyfriend and thought about fucking a ton of guys to make her feel better. But, instead, she met Chris, who gave her 1-on-1 dick therapy for a few months until she recovered from that crazy talk.

by mrbank December 21, 2015

balistic therapy

being shot so as to improve one's attitude.

John is being a jerk. He could use some balistic therapy.

by Kaleb H December 29, 2007

envelopmental therapy

miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy

-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)

john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!

worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010